His name is Noop, and he cannot snoop. He spent so much of his life driven by base desires, indulging on whatever his little hands could acquire. Everyone marked him as classless and rude, and would quickly start runnin’ when they saw this dude comin’. Growing tired of not being admired, Noop gained a new thing to relieve his pain: an actual honest to goodness brain. With a little bit of practice he’s gaining more access, and maybe he’ll finally fit in, if he doesn’t think with the wrong head again!

(wrote that one half-awake at about 6am when I first posted this on IG)