This little piggy is a character I really haven’t visited since college. Meet Thad, The Bacon Boy—the porky Pinocchio to Meatmaster’s Geppetto. What does a lonely butcher create to keep himself company? This guy right here. Little did he know Junior would inherit his abilities of meat-manipulation. The original concept was he could morph different body parts into pork products but maybe I’ll try that out another day!

Fun fact: I actually sold the same t-shirt design Thad’s wearing.